*** ROSE AND HIS LIFE *** (C) SIGMUND FREUD alias ri The following extract should give you an example of a person (let us give him the name ROSE) who is a victim of social rules and taboos which result in a undesireable development of his personal psyche. It is safe to assume that this person ROSE suffers from heavy neurosis. It seems very interessting that ROSE belives in HACKSTOP - a little piece of asm crap - as a powerful executable file protector; interessting because we *all* know that this tool is totaly useless against hackers *and* pseudo-hackers therefore useless beliving in it. Yes, but even everybody knows this for true, ROSE still belives in his little lifework. What should he do instead? A poor guy, spending his whole life on 20kb of useless asm crap? He *must* belive in it - otherwise 4 years of heavy investment would be lost. Let us all make him belive that HACKSTOP is a powerful protector. HACKSTOP IS POWERFUL - YES!!!!!!!! It has wonderful built-in-anti-debugging-and-hacking-and- tracing-features making every real cracker's life like hell. - it kicks winice' and softice' ass with the genial use of the backdoor commands - it has various powerful encryption layers - which hide all useless commands found somewhere else in hackstop - it simulates c++/pascal & co. in such a perfect way that a stupid tool as intruder fails - maybe the most powerful feature is the frequent use of "fake jumps" which makes a readable debugging impossible - yeah! if you kill those fake jumps you kill 95% of hackstop! - new! hot! never seen before!! since 1.13 you can find the formidable stack trick, pushing a decryption loop on the stack which 100% messes up all known debuggers! YES! We *must* come to the conclusion that ROSE is right and that your programs are 100% save against those nasty hackers. PLEASE! Don't say "no", don't say "that's is wrong, hackstop is just a lot of rubbish" - MAKE him, ROSE, belive that it is the greatest tool on earth and maybe, just maybe, he will be cured and spares us with a next hackstop in future!!!!!! ROSE: Greetings and salutations to all HackStop users.... FREUD: Actually you mean yourself and your wife, don't you? ROSE: My personal greetings list follows.... FREUD: Man I am excited... slowly but surely! ROSE: If this intro scrolls too slow... bad charma... please unpack the file and read the comments with your favourite viewer! ;-)) FREUD: wuhh rose, you improved your asm skills and now you show us the results! ROSE: ...and, btw... there will be no longer the 4UCF.DOC file. Read this shit instead! FREUD: that's right ROSE! you are trying to get rid of this social stress I mentioned before. Yes - fight against it & soon you will be a real man again! ROSE: Here we go: ..... Scorpio & Dr. Kladelko, 'absolute beginners' from Slovakia, who [which? :-)] can crack all present and future HackStop and all other software protection. Comment: Ever tried the new versions guys? FREUD: ? ? which version you mean? the second last better of version 1.12 or maybe the third of the fourth last public released version ? ? Sure - the version released before the bugfixed version was totally new - noone could crack it. ROSE: J0hn/M1kE/St0rmBr1nger: ThX 4 UNPROT.BAT & BWFPU! Gret' fRm Red DVILS - tX 4 iV|n' ZITTO & de Sao from Red DVILS & Dr.Tibetor from HCC. Ka0t: THX 4 UnRec und Tips! I wanns see your new SuckStop (CUP386? :) Nxt time: XOR int 60h ... , thx 4 int1/3 bug BTW: REC 0.22 kicks now serious asses? Doesn't it? FREUD: woooooow! You got many friends! And so much insider know how.... how could a cracker come along with this? ROSE: Predator: What the hell is DCA? An EMM386 execption trigger? :-( Still keep protecting UCF.COM with RC286? Good choice indeed! FREUD: that's is unfair! Not everyone got such wonderful programming skills as you have shown us in every new HS release. ROSE: RC286/1.09 is now a little bit smaller and kicks CUP386/3.0b... FREUD: Huhmmmmmmmmm........ my pants are getting wet.... ROSE: Note to Misha: Nice CR/DR 386 hardware breakpoint routines for protect. I love them! Do you have any DOX for 386 breakpoints? :-) Do you know my unMISHA? FREUD: Actually that is your problem ROSE! Go ahead, sell your 8086 system and buy a new pentium instead. 386 hardware breakpoints are really that new................................. ROSE: Lost Soul and Iceman: Do a better job next time or I call you beginners! FREUD: he is neurotic again. LS and iceman calling beginners...what the hell is your position in the world of cracking then?????? ROSE: Synopsis: I am awaiting your new Intruder RIP. I think it's better for you to program bbs doors instead of UPC.... FREUD: don't complain about ripping other peoples stuff.... or I will tell everbody that you have ripped your lously encryptions in Hackstop from four years old viruses. ROSE: Dark Destroyer: I never have seen such a lously HackStop RIP - yOU are so eLITE... I'm sure yOU have realisied that unHS IS NOT from Predator/Riddler FREUD: he, why complaining about Dark Destroyer's rip??? He is just doing the same as you have done it for four years: Releasing a "new" hackstop with changing just one or two bytes.... ROSE: BTW: RC286 is cool... isn't it? FREUD: Yes man, it is cool..... please, get well again.... we don't like you *that* ill! ROSE: Additionally greetx flies to: Reliator, Predator, KA0T, UCF, UE, X-Adi, Misha, Lado, IceMan (show me how g00d you are dude!), Marquis de Soiree (mDS= B.Tescher@b nker.frankfurt.de?), Ghostbuster, Rand0m (i wanna see YOUR unHackStop^X-Adi) and all the others crackers I had forgotten... FREUD: you know everyone! wow! I am impressed. I wish I would know them as you do. ROSE: BTW: Wait for the version 5.5 (5.6) of HackStop... which will be a little bit more serious :-) FREUD: I think you are not only neurotic but also schizophrenic! First you tell everybody what a wonderful job Hackstop does and now... ????????? Poor guy, what has happened to you when you were still young? Did your little sister bite you? ROSE: Nxt time you will be added here! Send me mail, money, viruses or bombs... ROSE Softwareentwicklung Dipl.-Ing. (FH) Ralph Roth Finkenweg 24 D 78658 Zimmern FREUD: Ok people, send money, not because of HACKSTOP, oh god no, but to help this poor man recover from his serious illness. SIGNED, FREUD (some neurotics call me tHE riDDLER!)