(100) VALSPEAK - (***)  Bonus!
   Converts any ASCII text to like you know, Valley Girl talk. Does a
   fairly good conversion. Use to add a little spice to like you
   know, your groady little documents!
(101) YANKEE - (***)  Bonus!
   Converts any ASCII text to Yankee talk. Ya'll check it out. Run ya
   next report thru this here program and give it some class! It'll
   do you some reasonably good conversions.
(106) JIVE-TALK - (***)  Bonus!
   Yo bro, like this here program converts any ASCII text to JIVE-
   TALK. Like print that next report wit som style! This one does
   very good extensive conversions. Very humorous!
(206) BACKTALK - (**)  Bonus!
   Simple joke to play on your friends. Makes DOS talkback. Every
   input prompts a different reply.
(658) DECEIVE v1.0 - (****)  Bonus!
   What to do when the BOSS walks in! Deceive captures your work
   screen to a bogus, pop-up screen. So while you're playing a game
   or up-dating your checkbook, in a flash you're editing the DB or
   spreadsheet. Multiple screens & selectable HOT keys. Sneaky!
(669) The TAO of PROGRAMMING - (*****)  Bonus!
   A very humourous, somewhat wisdom filled text, for programmers!
   "Let the programmer be many and the managers few -- then all will
   be productive." Highly recommended if you have ever ,"gotten
   into", programming!
(723) INVENT v2.1 - (***)  Bonus!
   Program prompts you for inputs of 1 to 40, verbs, nouns, adverbs,
   and adjectives. (The more the better.) It will then rearrange, add
   it's own words, & display & store on disk, some very humourous, &
   interesting sentences. Sometimes very humourous!
(768) MAC EMULATOR - (**)  Bonus!
   Humourous program that emulates the performance of a Mac computer
   on a PC.
(792) HOTBOOT - (****)  Bonus!
   A program that lets you booby-trap someones computer with your
   choice of 8 practical jokes, all harmless. Delete their HD files/
   (shiver), Ghost writer/create a message that appears on screen as
   they type, Happy Hacker/computer turn on, more. Well done!
(838) INSULTS v2.0 - (***)  Bonus!
   A humourous program that can generate over 22 million random
   insults. While not vulgar, these insults can become quite gross.
   Allows you to setup as a joke to play on a "true" friend or a good
   enemy.
(872) HIT ANY KEY! - (**)  Bonus!
   Ever see the picture of a duck standing over a computer with a
   hammer & the caption, "HIT ANY KEY!"? This program animates that
   picture, then exits when you press a key. This would be very
   humourous to use in a batch file instead of the PAUSE command.
(1011) SNIGLET - (****)  Bonus!
   Use in your autoexec or just for the fun of it! Alponium / Initial
   blast of odor upon opening a can of dog food. Cheedle / Residue
   left on one's fingers after consuming a bag of Cheetos. Flopcorn /
   Unpopped kernals at the bottom of the cooker. 100's more!
(1189) BABBLE v2.0 - (****)
   Amazingly comprehensive program that babbles. Really! Analyzes
   writing styles (Yours, Shakespear's, Lincolns, etc) then allows
   you to mix effects (stutters, drawls, pig latin,lisp, Elmer Fudd,
   etc) the results are entertaining! Load/save files, much more!
(1198) HARD AT WORK v1.1 - (***)
   Impressive program runs on your machine to make it look busy,
   warns loudly if the program is interrupted. Most of it's busy
   screens look good, it's HORTON'S SPEED DISK screen looks great!
   Makes a good excuse to take a break! ASP
(1217) WHEREABOUTS v1.2c - (****)
   Entertaining & useful program puts a animated graphic message on
   your computer screen to tell where you've gone. 10 messages,
   lunch, meeting, Back at ____, doctor, restroom, Extension #____,
   errands & more! Requires CGA. Has an EGA demo too.
