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  p o i n t s  r e l e a s e
          2.0  NY TIMES CROSSWORD PUZZLES (C) WIZWORKS/GT       [xx/02]
          3.5  AIWARS (c) NEXUS                                 [xx/13]
          6.5  EMERGENCY RESCUE FIREFIGHTERS (C) WIZARDWORKS/GT [xx/26]
          1.0  Tachyon *ADDONS* (c) Novalogic                   [xx/25]
          7.0  Tachyon (c) Novalogic                            [xx/54]
          3.5  INNOVA DISC GOLF (C) WIZARDWORKS/GT INTERACTIVE  [xx/07]
         -0.5  Tachyon MP3 Unpacker Update  
          0.1  TACHYON.CHEATCODES-CLS
          0.2  Demolition_Racer_Update-CLS
          0.1  Rally_Masters_All_Cars_and_Tracks_Cheat-CLS
   
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  c o m m e n t:

  Tachyon MP3 Unpacker Update  
  Call it update but it's a fix... just test the release before :P

  Tachyon
  I didn't play it a lot... same trouble as Golf... but well I  will give a
  twenty minutes opinion. The genre is tie fighter like and the  game seems
  realy well  done  with easy and well done tutorials. The addons is a good
  plus for  your gaming pleasure  and in (25+54)*3 mb u will get everything 
  that was on the Iso. Looks  like  Class did a good job on this (Till MYTH
  will make a 45 disks proper rip... :P). The sound is quite good, I do not
  even remember the music and the graphics are really good  with  some nice
  cut scenes (addon...) I'm not a  big  lover  of this genre of games but I 
  have to admit  it's  a great piece of a game! Doh dinner is ready... Nice
  Review HUH? <hiv>

  Golf
  *cough*... ok I did unpack it on  desktop  at home... but well,  then g/f
  come and hmmm ehmm,  well  I didn't  yet get back home... You  wanna know 
  what's the point? OK OK,  there's  no review =) Sowwwy! When being orgas-
  ming editor will be my first job and not my third there will never be any
  more troubles... for now everything is done for free... so :P <hiv>

  Aiwars
  Ehm, uhm, uuuuuurgh? Give me  a tutorial  or  a manual, all I could do is 
  just going around (after reading which keys to use on options). I did not
  meet anything or anyone neither I did  find a way to anywhere. I bet this
  game is some sort of 'action in the net' wannabe. But well graphically it
  does show how  dorks think  the cyberspace (...) should be, whilst sounds
  and music didn't even reach my ears while I was trying to understand what
  the fuck was going on. Stop  doing games  under drugs  and tell me what I
  have to do. I'll rank this a shitty one, even if finding the way to game-
  play may lead to a surprise... no idea :P <hiv>
  
  NY Crossword
  Hmmmm, not for a big target, but well it's really well done. This is just
  like a crossword game should be. There's any  opinion and it has a little
  thing better than the real game: you will find 'questions' faster :/ Well
  there's any options  u  would need, load&save and the game will track all
  of the crosswords u played and solved. Not a big title, but as far as you
  are interested into crosswords and you're from usa or canada that's real-
  ly something for you. <hiv>

  E.R. Firefighters
  Finally something new in gaming world arises, this time you will be able
  to take  control of a firefighters team. You will move your guys like in
  age  of  empires  whilst  their actions  will be 'firing' water, cutting 
  grass, saving people. The first  levels  are tutorial like and will lead
  you into  the  game  without many  troubles (when I press ENTER to go to 
  cutting  grass I'm not able to do anything... bug or what?). Both sounds
  and speech are well done whilst the graphics is essential but will still
  do his job. A nice title indeed. <hiv>
  

 


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  p o i n t s  r e l e a s e
          6.0  Evolva (c) Computer Artworks/Virgin/Interplay       [xx/43]
          2.5  Brunswick Pro Pool 3D II (c) Headgames / Activision [xx/11]
          4.0  L. S. TPS C. L. Softball (c) Headgames / Activision [xx/15]
          0.5  Deep Junior Database Addon                          [xx/17]
         -1.0  Deep.Junior.Infinite.Analyses.Fix-MYTH    
          3.5  Deep Junior (c) Chessbas                            [xx/28]
          0.5  Imperium.Galactica.2.Update.v1.04.Cracked-MYTH
   
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  c o m m e n t:
 
  Pool
  another semi-shitty pool  game. you have  three playmodes: practice, 2 player 
  and vs. computer in 3,8 or 9 ball  games. gfx arent  optimised enough and you 
  can go upto  800x600 only. controls  are  a pain, they  take some time to get 
  used to as  you have to  use the  keyboard inorder  to  have  full control of 
  rotation and zooming, unlike good old virtual pool  where you had to use only
  the mouse. also, the mouse stucks randomally while rotating the table. 
  gameplay just isnt fun with  those bitchy  controls and  errors, ive had more 
  fun playing virtual pool in 1995. <pst> 

  Yes it blows, get  virtual  pool II, must be on most archives yet, it was out 
  on late 1999. <hiv> 

  Softball
  Is it just me or lately we have seen a bit too many baseball/softball games?
  This is another one in the row, every option is there, graphics is good, but
  I can't just suggest this title amongst other... get back some weeks and 
  look for some better baseballing. Just another one... <hiv>

  Evolva
  Hmmmie, sounds like a big name, but I did never heard about it till now that
  it's actually on my hands. Basically it's a 3d game, but  there's nothing to
  fire (at least on first minutes of gameplay), instead  u have  to beat other
  creatures getting energy from them. This shitty energy will help u to mutate
  ('m' key) and eventually gain some more skills to go on with the game. While
  u play there will be some notes, in a tutorial like way, but honestly when u
  have to mutate the note are totally useless and u will not understand easily
  where the fuck u have to go (and under which form). Btw, mutating  is just a
  word used to say changing color (...), since of all  the mutation I was able
  to do the color of the guy was the only thing that really changed. You  move
  four guys (guys..? genos? or whut?) and can issue order  to every single one
  with f1, f2, f3 and f4, whilst  u can  group  all with 'g' or 't'. Nice gra-
  phics (also if a bit odd), some decent rumors but you will feel like you 
  need the manual. A Complex one! <hiv>

  Chess
  hoy, a chess game. this one apparentlly can use ur multi cpus power if you 
  got  more  then one, running under win nt/2k. gfx arent mindblowing (its a 
  chess game), you  can play in 2d and 3d (which has a nice feature, you can 
  rotate the chess table in 3d mode). the  game has like 1000 options, didnt 
  bother to go through them all, you get  random ingame hints, it rates your 
  chess skills bla bla  etc etc, tons  more. its quite challenging, get this 
  if ur a chess  maniac. dont  forget to grab the fix, database addon is out 
  aswell. <pst>

4-1 = 3/10

 


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          0.1  Mind.Rover.1.05.Patch-DVN
          0.3  Unreal_Tournament_Rocket_Arena1.1-DVN
   
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  o t h e r g r o u p s

  PWZ

  2.0 Emergency Room: Life or Death (c) Legacy interactive [xx/65]
    - Emergency Room: Life or Death Tutorial Addon         [xx/05]

  3mb disks, not 2.9 :P
  Ehm, I  wanna put your  installer in background  and if u know it is not 
  working, just put it out on next release =X
  URGH... it works  and seems even a quite proper rip... but  the point is
  if this is actually a game. It's a medical sim aimed at  simulation, not
  at gameplay and I find it's pretty boring to choose what to do to people
  that did risk to die or to people that farts too much (bio?). To achieve
  the 65  disks rip (75 disks...) they  did .uha  everything, so unpacking 
  will take a couple of lifes. Movies were ripped... I heard they're need-
  ed for gaming pleasure... but as far I did  see you can 'play' this sim.
  I'm not sure wheter u actually want to play it. Anyway  it  is  nuked on 
  quite every site... so many people didn't risk to play this shitty game.
  For people that love to put their hands into other guys bodies! <hiv>

 


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  q u a l i t y r e l e a s e s  2 1  w e e k s

  group     | quanntity | pos chg
  
  CLASS     |    7      |  
  
  MYTH      |    4      |  
  
  DiViNE    |    3      |  
  


 


  q u a n t i t y r e l e a s e s  2 1  w e e k s

  group     | p.tot | week |  tot  | pos chg
  
  CLASS     | 278.8 | 23.4 | 302.2 |
  
  MYTH      | 175.0 | 16.0 | 191.0 |   
  DiViNE    |  70.0 |  0.4 |  70.4 | 
  SCAR      |  36.6 |      |  36.6 |
  PRECiSE   |  32.0 |      |  32.0 |
  RAZOR     |  23.5 |      |  23.5 |
  PWZ       |   6.0 |  2.0 |   6.0 |
   
   
  b e s t w e e k s s o f a r: 
  
  1) 45.6 [26Mar-01Apr] CLASS
  2) 40.7 [19Mar-25Mar] MYTH


 


  q u o t e s  

  <sqz> oke
  <sqz> bibi
  <sqz> =D
  *** sqz was kicked by ****_**** (flood)
  ^ Bye :P

  *** Joins: Principal 
  <Principal> IS THIS CLASS PC THE W4R3Z GROUP?
  <Eurosoft> nope a cooking channel
  <Principal> ok cool
  <Principal> how do I make bombay duck?

  <XioniX> Evola...thats liek 30 misn old right?
  <Zorc> two typos in 6 words
  <Pst> 3
  <XioniX> i cna do worse dont worry lol
  <Pst> cna you?

  <Pst> [17:44] <Saint_One> i like me ..
  <Pst> hiv, quote :D
  <Pst> you touch urself Saint_One? :P
  <Saint_One> i know haha dont do that in 21 plz haha
  ^ I can't wait to get it on issue 22 :P

  <IMPERATOR> shaddap all... else my burner gives errors...
  ^ *SHHHHHHHH*

  *** gooker has joined #******
  <gooker> hey, since asking for files/sites is forbidden in here, do you 
           guys then know some other room where to ask
  *** ****2000 sets mode: +o Zorc
  *** gooker was kicked by Zorc (bye wiseguy)
  ^ nice old zorc!

  <SigAway> !info "My girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. That's a pretty big 
            word for a 14 year old..."
  ^ *cough* *cough*


 


  r u m o r s

  rumors are that our webpages are always down and that the bot is fucked...,
  maybe PST will be the official bot from now on :/
 
 


  l a s t w e e k l o s t c o m m e n t s

  Cls patch for Devil Inside was nuked as Req. Still it did work (not on the
  first screen - press enter 2 times -)  prolly this  week we'll  se another 
  patch for the game. Oh, the game, Devil Inside is a really nice  title, we
  may see it as Alone in the Dark issue 4 with some shit  about  making it a
  television show instead of just a game... give it a try, really earned, it
  is a bit heavy on cpu, so nothing less than 350mhz. <hiv> 

 


  t h i s w e e k c o m m e n t s

  Class had some wizardworks supplies, while myth was on headgames list. All
  of these games looks quite budget crap... but competition  is  competition
  and firefighters is an exception being a nice title all in all.
  Pst is a good pal, all the rest of orgasming crew is a bunch of  bastards,
  expect a sloppy issue next week...

 
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