Program License Agreement

Consult your physician before starting this program.  Batteries 
not included.  May cause drowsiness.  Must be over 17.  Not 
available in all states.  Not responsible for acts of God.  
Prices subject to change.  Proof of purchase required.  Read 
label before using.  Some assembly required.  Not responsible for 
typograaphical errors.  Some restrictions apply.  Subject to 
local regulation.  Warrantee period limited.  Close cover before 
striking.  No resemblance to any person,1 living or dead, is 
intended.  Subject to availability.  No COD's.  Sales tax not 
included.  Local restrictions may apply.  Shipping and handling 
extra.  All orders subject to review.  For external use only.  Do 
not give to children under 8 years of age.  May cause 
excitability.  Avoid alcoholic beverages while using this 
software.  Use caution while using mechanical devices.  If 
symptoms persist, contact your physician.  Keep this and all 
software out of reach of children.  May be unsuitable for 
sensitive people.  Parental guidance suggested.  Do not use this 
software if you are taking a drug for depression.  Neither the 
seller or the manufacturer will be liable for any brain damage 
arising from the use of this software.  The buyer assumes all 
risks associated with using this product.  In case of irritation, 
flush eyes with cold water and consult physician.  This software 
is not a savings account and is not insured by the Federal 
Deposit Insurance Corporation.  Use with adequate ventilation.  
Avoid prolonged or repeated contact with skin.  Contents under 
pressure; do not puncture or incinerate.  Store in original 
containers.  Always replace sleeve before discarding any computer 
disk.  Get medical attention if symptoms persist.  Harmful if 
swallowed.  Do not remain in enclosed areas after use.  Not 
responsible if you've fallen and can't get up.  So there.
