WELCOME TO BASECS UNBIASED REPORT #4!!!!!!!!!!11

Well it's time again for #4
I guess i'm a little late cuz i think i took over a month to do this.
Oh well- enjoy :)


THE ONLY POINT OF THIS ISSUE WAS TO INCLUDE AN ANONYMOUS LETTER
SO ENJOY WHATEVER



I think a certain lamer by the name of Grind deserves special attention for 
A. being so lame
B. for not leaving me alone for more than 20 mins

[21:11] <[grind]> can i write a masturbation section?
<base|AWAY> haha
<base|AWAY> NO

[21:11] <[grind]> please
[21:11] <[grind]> it will involve trading
<base|AWAY> no

[21:47] <[grind]> can i get your homosexual report please?
<Baseclw> no

Session Ident: [grind] (temp@you.dont.know.who.eye.am)
[0:39] <[grind]> #4

[0:41] <[grind]> ok
[0:41] <[grind]> send me #4

Session Ident: [grind] (grind@215.new-york-05-10rs.ny.dial-access.att.net)
[18:13] <[grind]> #4

Session Ident: [grind] (grind@83.new-york-15rs.ny.dial-access.att.net)
[14:53] <[grind]> #4? :)

Session Ident: [grind] (grind@83.new-york-15rs.ny.dial-access.att.net)
[14:54] <[grind]> damnit
[14:54] <[grind]> your slow

Session Ident: [grind] (grind@246.new-york-20-25rs.ny.dial-access.att.net)
[14:54] <[grind]> yooooooooooooooo #4 plz plz plz

Session Ident: [grind] (grind@114.new-york-31-32rs.ny.dial-access.att.net)
[15:03] <[grind]> plz say you have #4 :)
<Baseclw> i dont :P
[15:03] <[grind]> OMG
[15:03] * [grind] dies
[15:03] <[grind]> ok fine

Session Ident: [grind] (grind@72.new-york-11-12rs.ny.dial-access.att.net)
[15:30] <[grind]> hi basec
<Baseclw> hi
<Baseclw> maybe later :)
[15:30] <[grind]> hehehe
[15:30] <[grind]> you didnt put out #4? :)
<Baseclw> no\

Session Ident: [grind] (grind@189.new-york-18-19rs.ny.dial-access.att.net)
[22:42] <[grind]> #4

Session Ident: [grind] (grind@184.new-york-30-35rs.ny.dial-access.att.net)
[20:54] <[grind]> hi basec
<Baseclw> hi
[20:55] <[grind]> #4
[20:55] <[grind]> ?
<Baseclw> i will sometime

Session Ident: [grind] (grind@7.new-york-13-14rs.ny.dial-access.att.net)
[20:47] <[grind]> yo
<Basec|w> hi
[20:47] <[grind]> #6?

I think he has a life :)
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[21:00] *** X-Frog has quit IRC (masturbating)
[1:46] <X-Frog> Knife and Masturbating
[1:53] <X-Frog> i must go masturbate now
[0:31] <X-Frog> hello gimi + other masturbators
[0:35] <X-Frog> how are you european masturbators?

[0:08] <Mr-Frog> n/m
[0:08] <Mr-Frog> i was masturbating

[0:08] <Mr-Frog> Masturbate.Pro.v6.9

[1:11] * MrFrog is away, masturbating & sleeping [log:ON] 

[0:44] <MrFrog> masturbatng happily as always

<[grind]> thank god the box is back up, or id have been masturbating for 
another 3 hours

[18:58] <[grind]> how is life?
[18:58] <X-Frog> masturbating as alwayz
[18:58] <[grind]> ah same here same here

[18:09] * [grind] straps on his masturbation helmet

[1:04] <X-Frog> but wize/blaksmit masturbates too much, so they can't add me

[0:07] <X-Frog> semaj, MASTURB8 WHQ

[0:08] <X-Frog> gimi & I are in MASTURB8 if u didn't know ;P

[20:51] <X-Frog> die gimi!! u r now out of masturb8

<X-Frog> hehe, i masturbated when i saw Home Alone 2...

[21:56] <[grind]> anyone that masturbates more than me deserves to be shot
[21:57] <[grind]> and you fit into that category

[22:02] <[grind]> whyd you turn from a normal guy to a masturbator
[22:03] <X-Frog> well, bcuz i was partially a masturbator

[0:17] <X-Frog> i left MASTURB8

[15:32] <X-Frog> dumb masturbator

[23:04] <X-Frog> would you kids stop masturbating and get me some porn

[0:45] * X-Frog handles AOD's masturbation division

[0:50] <X-Frog> MossyOak: shutup, u spend ur time masturbating ath the 
sperm bank..so dont say u got a better job than us

[0:23] <X-Frog> most of us have to go to school/masturbate/work

[0:23] <X-Frog> they trade on weekends when most of us are masturbating or something

YOU GET THE FUCKING POINT
FOR A MORE INDEPTH LOOK AT THIS LAMENESS... AN ANONYMOUS PERSON WROTE
AN ARTICLE FOR ME!

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THAT IS BASICALLY THE WHOLE ISSUE
I ONLY WROTE THIS ISSUE SO THE ANONYMOUS LETTER COULD BE INCLUDED
I WAS NEITHER DRUNK/DRINKING/ON ANYTHING LIKE PREVIOUS ISSUES SO IT
PROLLY EXPLAINS WHY IT AINT FUNNY


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!COURIER STATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BEST SITES:  FS/VDR/ET/ROC/HOL/MW  <--- I forget any? =]
				 
tOP COURIERS

garoto       DEV      2   2  1  8  2   1   0   0  0  0   140   [1] 
 kruzin       RiSC     0   0  2  1  0   7   4   1  1  5   131   [2] 
 glen         MnM      5   6  0  3  0   0   5   7  0  6    87   [3]  
 tc           VGN      3   1  0  7  6   0   6   0  0  0    61   [4] 
 dualstandard RiSC     8   8  0  6 10   0   0   6  0  3    61   [4] 
 lethal       VGN      0   0  0  4  0   3   2   0  0  0    55   [6] 
 nightshade   TFA      7   0  9  2  0   0   7   0  0  0    53   [7]  
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 slammar      DEV      0   4  6 10  7   0   0   0  0  0    51  [10]  

Special Thanks to NWR issue #24 for these stats.

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BOOK OF THE WEEK:

I DONT READ, BUT ILL INCLUDE AN ARTICLE ANYWAYS

Earlier this month, a new system of instant FBI background checks on gun buyers
went into effect. The system, which takes the place of a five-day waiting period, is
being challenged in court by the NRA as an invasion of privacy. What do you
think?


           "I think the new instant checks are great. Last March, I had to wait
           almost an entire week before I could open fire on that busload of kids."
           Dave Roof, Groundskeeper

           "As long as they don't start requiring background checks for
           meat-cleaver purchases, I should be fine." 
           Benjamin Chavarria, Custodian

           "They should make gun buyers sign a waiver that says, 'I promise only
           to use this gun on bunnies.'"
           Anne Hershberger, Systems Analyst

           "I'm in favor of a waiting period. Waiting just makes it all the more
           special when you finally give the bitch what she's got coming."
           Keith Krausse, Salesman

           "God, guts and guns are what made America great. Oh, God--I just
           shot myself in the gut with my gun!"
           Jordan Stock, Commercial Pilot

           "I find that shooting people is an excellent alternative to letting them run
           a background check on me." 
           Ellen Gosger, Cab Driver


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Letter:

Okie its time for my little scene rant. I'm sick and fuckin tired of all the 
lame ass wannabe X-Frog's. X-Frog is a freak of nature in my opinion. He gets
attention by talking about masturbating and penis/vagina talk. This gets the
hormones ragin in the 12-15 year old's and he is pleased cuz ppl laughed at
what he said. What did daddy not pay enough attention to you as a child?
Or was it the wrong type of attention? Anyways idiots like sick and duranged
seemed to get notice for doing this lame shit. Its funny once but twice it
get boring and after that it gets annoying and I wanna kill these pre-pubescent
little fucks. And the funny thing is the scene supports these idiots. Maybe
its because kids are running shit now, hell I dunno but all these disciples
of X-Frog are driving me nuts. Maybe this rant will provide some fuel to
his fire but I really think his act has worn thin. And for idiots like sick
to appear and because he acts half retarded I think ppl feel sorry for him.
Sick should go back to wearing the hockey helmet his special ed class fitted
him with cuz he really really needs it, damn kid has taken a fall and hurt 
his head :( And duranged is a sad case. This guy has some talent but really
just makes him self look stupid. Nicks like durpenis and shit. glen is a
borderline case. He says really stupid shit alot of the time but hes ok 
other times. Grind is also just a sad case. More know for his gay group
TPC and his unbelievable group hopping skills, grind also talks about
masturbation way too much. Funny once, but just annoying after that. And
seeing he is 17 made me laugh. When I was 17 I was out fucking, or trying
to :(, not talking about masturbation on irc. Just plain lame
Also cablegod...
If there ever was an X-Frog wannabe this loser is it. All he does is talk
about his small little penis and fucking sheep and shit. I really think an
uncle of his did some wierd shit to him cuz he is a total fool. His scene
existance is to talk about his dick and shit. Nothing else, just his
under-sized, he makes sure to let ya know this, dick. 
Well anyways, I hope you get the point of this letter. No harm intended to
anyone mentioned, but fucking grow up.

Thanks to base and his lame report

MR ANONYMOUS







