Who am I, I'm not the devil
I can take you to my level
Above the rocks above the earth
Tell me what your soul is worth

How much money do you make?
How much will you let me take?
I will give you tranquility
Just send your life and checks to me

Life is going to expire
Heads your soul to burning fire
You will parrish in the thunder
Unless you call my hotline number

God has ask you to make me rich
Me and my fat rat guarding bitch
I'm your TV's late at night
Send those checks and I'll guide you to the light

The devil called me and then stopped by
And he told me you're gonna die
Unless you buy my holy water
Check, cash, or a money order

This is true don't question me
I'll even send you shit for free
It's only ten bucks for the car
And I'll send a prayer, not charge at all

Put your lips up to the screen
Close your eye lids and intervine
Your lips to mine now send the cash
And while you're there, you can kiss my ass

Take your pay check and send me half
And I'll send you gods autograph
I'll get you Aaliya's and Bodus too
Even Zeus I don't give a fuck who,
Just send me that MONEY!

Past affection pay
Past affection pay
Past affection pay
Past affection pay

Your total's $22.11
For yourself the keys to heaven
Make the checks out in my name
Me or god it's all the same

Bring your crippled ass to me
Pay my usher the holy fee
I'll bless your legs and bless your chair
Then wheel your bitch ass outa here

Now a special cerimony
This part don't cost any money
Drink a drop of blessed water
Now I fertilize your daughter

Even though I fucked a hooker
Took your baby girl and shook her
You still buy everything I sell
And I'm living well, see you in hell