CALLAHAN'S CROSSTIME SALOON

Walkthrough by Crash

You play as Jake Stonebender, the local pub singer. You have 6 mini quest in this crazy, funny, and
mindbending game in order to complete the grand quest. You can do the mini quest in order you like. So,
before wasting anymore times, here is the walkthrough. DON'T READ THIS if you want to have lots of fun
with this game, 'cuz I only explain the main thing. You can try several things like look at everything, talk
to everyone, and try different action for having fun. Are you ready for a looooong journey now ???? 

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PROLOGUE 
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a. What are the answers of the riddles ? 

 1.Cross + be + steel + ??? + and + young = CROSBY STILL NASH AND YOUNG 
 2.Fleet + wood + mac = FLEETWOOD MAC 
 3.Soup + oar + tramp = SUPERTRAMP 
 4.Arrows + myth = AEROSMITH 
 5.Grate + full + dead = GRATEFULL DEAD 
 6.Row + lynx + tones = ROLLING STONES 
 7.Led + zip + line = LED ZEPELIN 
 8.Right + chess + broth + ??? = RIGHTEOUS BROTHER 
 9.Part + rich + female + E = PARTRIDGE FAMILY 
10.Roll + stones = ROLLING STONES ( again !!!!! ) 

b. What should I do next ? 

    Talk to Mike Callahan. 
    Find out about Pyotr. Pyotr has a big problem with a woman and he decided to end his life ( huh
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PYOTR : THE BROKEN HEARTED VAMPIRE ( ROMANIA )
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You search for Pyotr and help him to solve his problem. His heart is badly hurt and you've to find his
ex-lover Sasha before Pyotr makes a suicide. 

a. Where can I find Pyotr ? 

    Use your truck outside to go to Pyotr's house. 

b. There's nobody home. What now ? 

    Have you tried to call him ??? 
    Pick up the antena on your truck. 
    Talk to the mover. Look at his van's plate above him. 
    Push the ram and look at the bum sticker. Notice the phone number. 
    Open the window with the phone behind it several times until it opens. 
    Use the hanger to grab the phone. Use it and call the company. 
    Report the mover. Now wait until the beeper call the mover. 
    Then quickly, look at the trunk with bolts on it. Pull the bolt, open the trunk, and get in. That's our
    transportation to Romania. 

c. Where is Pyotr ? 

    Talk to the butler. 
    Talk to the cart driver. Go to town 
    Talk to the bouncer in front of Casimir's place 
    He is inside Casimir's place 

d. How can I get cursed ? 

    Ask about that to the bouncer 
    Ask again about Gypsi woman 
    Ask your driver to go there 
    Tell the gypsi woman that you are a werewolf 

e. What are the ingredients to get cursed ? 

    You must have 4 things : wolfbane plant, silver coin, money, and pentagram tattoo 

f. Where can I find wolfbane plant ? 

    Try the local hang out, Starbucharest 
    Pick up the plant from the counter 

g. Where can I get the silver coin ? 

    Dracula must keep this out from public 
    Have you check it in Pyotr's belongings ? 
    Open the wooden box on the right side of the grand staircase at Pyotr's house 
    Get the silver palm coins 

h. Help I forgot to bring my American Express, my money is not worthy at all !! 

    What's the easiest job in town ?? Yes ... beggar 
    Check Pyotr's belongings 
    Pick up the headless box, the book of magic and the spirit slates on the left debris of the butler 
    Visit Starbucharest 
    Get the yellow chalk below the blackboard. 
    Read the magic book. Learn about the headless box trick. 
    Write the spirit slates with the yellow chalk. Choose : "Help I have no head" 
    Then find the barrel near the beggar. 
    Sit next to it. Wear the headless box. Open it. 
    And .... everybody gives you some banis. Nice trick !!!! 

i. Where can I get my tattoo ? 

    Enter the Wereworth. 
    Buy the tattoo, Choose : the pentagram 

j. Pyotr won't go out with me. What should I do ? 

    Talk to Casimir. Ask about Pyotr's problem 
    Ask the butler advice on how to attract Pyotr's attention 
    Get the music box on the left side of the fireplace 
    Notice that dumbwaiter behind the counter !!! Here is Dr. Frankenstein ... 
    Load the dumbwaiter with the music box and watch the Frankenstein things .... IT'S ALIVE ( I mean
    the music box ) 
    Play it on the B17 track ( Yup, the one that Pyotr really hates ) 
    Bring him to Sasha in Starbucharest 

k. How can I get Sasha's curse mark ? 

    Talk to the Gypsi woman about anticursulant 
    Buy the wax lips on the counter at Wereworth 
    Go back to Sasha. This time order the second bin from the clerk ( the one with boiled coffee at 500
    degree ) 
    While it's hot, dip your wax lips in it 
    Wear the lips and kiss Sasha ( Hey, her sign is on the lips ) 

l. Where can I get the mako root ? 

    Talk to the ugly big reptile monsters who play cards in Casimir's 
    See !! He's holding the mako root drink 
    OH NOOO ......, not that riddle game again 
    Here is the answer : 
        Bell + aloe + cozy = Bela Lugosi 
        Lawn + chain + knee + junior = Lon Chaney Jr. 
        Porous + karl + off = Boris Karloff 
        Grist + offer + lee = Christopher Lee 
        Scar + els + law + ton = Charles Laughton 
        Else + a + lank + ester = Elsa Lanchester 
        Peat + dirk + cush + sink = Peter Cushing 
        Piss + earl + hoary = Peter Lorre 
        Fin + cent + price = Vincent Price 
        Fey + ray = Fay Wray 
    Or ... just look at the model kit in Wereworth for several times. All the names you needed are there.
    They are the past horror's actor. 

m. Where can I get tarna tea ? 

    Check out the local store 
    Visit the Wereworth. Buy the tarna tea on the bottom right shelves of Vermin the dinosaur 
    Open it 3 times until you have the powder 

n. How can I get the tears from someone that couldn't cry no more ??? 

    Just like Mission Impossible isn't it ? 
    Go to Sasha's house 
    Talk to her and discover that she's allergic to fur 
    Get the brush from the bathroom 
    Go to Casimir's place 
    Rub the brush on the werewolf 
    Go back to Sasha's house 
    Sit on the couch where she was before 
    Ouchhh .... what's this ??? A small key 
    Unlock the drawer on the wooden desk 
    Get the vial of tears. 

o. How can I serve the anticursulant to Sasha ? 

    What's the favourite drink for dracula ??? You got it, BLOOD 
    Drink the tears, then offer your blood to her 

p. How can I help Pyotr to defeat Siv ? 

    Get the steak bone on the floor 
    Give it to Sasha 
    Smack ..... she burries it in Siv's chest 
    Now we'll watch happy ending..... NOT !!!! 

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CHOCOLATE'S HEROES ( MANHATTAN AND BRAZILIA )
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With Josie, you have to fight Mr. Kiscolon to defend the rare chocolate tree in Brazilian forest from its
destruction. 

a. What now ? 

    At Callahan's, talk to Josie 
    Listen to her opinion about the chocolate liberation !!! 
    Agree to help her 

b. How can I meet Mr. Kiscolon ? 

    Enter the building with the rolling door ( behind the policewoman ) 
    Talk to the secretary about his habit 
    Get the bamboo pole from under the tree 
    Use it to open the air vent 
    The sound of the chatter spread around the building now 
    There he is, the Kiscolon guy 

c. How can I get the plane ticket ? 

    Let's have some coffee !!! 
    See that stove. Turn it on 
    Get the coffee pot 
    Pour it on the tree 
    Put back the empty pot on the stove 
    Wait for a moment until the smell of burned coffee spread around the room 
    Get the plane ticket on the message board 

d. Where can I get the passport ? 

    Try the black market 
    Get the job application form on the filing cabinet at the office 
    Fill it out with the pencil 
    Enter the employees recruitment room 
    Receive your photo there 
    Go down to the street 
    But the pretzel 
    Talk to the merchant. Ask him to make your fake ID, choose passport 

e. How can I go to Brazilia ? 

    Talk to the limo's driver 
    Show him the ticket and the passport 
    Fly away to Brazilia 

f. How can I defeat Guzman, the pilot ? 

    Let's kick his butt !!! 
    Get the wrench and the naval jelly from the open crate 
    Operate that call button ( the one with a picture of human on it ). 
    Ask him to open the door, 'cuz it's too hot in here ???!!!! 
    Use the naval jelly to loosen the handle beside the door 
    Use the wrench to unscrew the handle nuts 
    Operate the call button again 
    Ask Guzman to close the door 
    Hit his hand with the wrench. Bye .. bye Guzman !!! 

g. Where can I get the map of the forest ? 

    Look at the cockpit 
    Open the glove box on the right side. Get the medicine kit 
    Open it. Inside you'll find bottle of morphine, a gauze, and a matches 
    Get out from the plane 
    Put the pin in the morphine bottle 
    Insert the "sleeping dart" in the bamboo pole 
    Aim the shoot to Alanis in the shack. Nighty night !!!! 
    Get the map and the nut cracker 

h. Where can I find that cacao trees ? 

    Read the map 
    Walk through the jungle on the right side of the shack 
    Continue yourjourney to the ruin 
    Look on the top of the temple 
    Remove the vines, you'll see a pedestal in front of the door 
    Approach the pedestal. Solve the puzzle. It's easy, just try and error if you can't think of that 
    Anyway, after you've solved the puzzle, the temple door will be opened 
    Behind the blocked entrance, grows the cacao trees 

i. How can I move that fallen tree ? 

    Use the right tools 
    There's a parachute pack behind the monkey in the forest 
    Search it and get the walkie talkie 
    Go back to the shack 
    Tune your walkie talkie to C5 and talk with it "Hallo .... Alanis here, there's a problem with my
    whiskey". 
    Search the jeep. You'll have tire iron and the jeep jack 
    Use the jeep jack on the tree 
    Use the tire iron to operate it 

j. Where can I make the chocolate ? 

    In the temple there's a statue of Qwztachocolic 
    Insert the gold stones in its eyes 
    Enter the secret chamber 
    You can make the chocolate in the firepit 

k. How can I wash the cacao beans ? 

    See the well near the cacao trees ??? There's water inside 
    Go back to the airplane 
    Open the crates with the tire iron 
    Take the cable from on of the crates ( I think the fourth one ). 
    Take the cauldron inside the secret chamber 
    Tie the cable with the cauldron 
    Use it to take the water from the well 
    Wash the beans with the water 
    Empty the dirty water from the cauldron 

l. Where can I find the sweetener for the chocolate ? 

    Look at the thicket in the forest 
    Get the sugar cane 

m. How can I make the chocolate ? 

    Read the hieroglyph in the secret chamber 
    Get the branch from the fallen tree 
    Put the branch on the firepit 
    Light it with the lighter 
    Get the bellow on the floor. Repair it with the gauze 
    Use the bellow to make the fire brighter 
    Put the cauldron with clean beans on the tripod 
    When they're cooked up, use the nutcracker to get the nibs from the beans 
    Put the nibs on the stonebars ( the door to the chamber ) 
    Take out the gold stone from the eyes. That will raise the bar and crush the nibs 
    Re-insert the gold stones. Take the ground nibs 
    Put the nibs back to the cauldron. Add a sugar cane in it 
    Cooked it again 
    Then .. put the melted chocolate in the medical box to shape it 
    Then empty the medical box. Yup... this is a nice chocolate 

n. What should I do to convince Mr. Kiscolon ? 

    Get out from temple 
    Give the chocolate to Mr. Kiscolon 

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SQUISH'S SATTELITE
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Help mankind to destroy the satellite that beam out the signal of anti testosteron to the earth. Imagine a
man without testosteron hormone !!!! 

a. Seems no task for me now. What should I do ? 

    Talk to Squish 
    Ask him why he come to earth 
    Offer him a help 

b. Where is Squish's spaceship ? 

    Go out from Callahan's 
    Use the key from Squish 

c. How can I operate the ship ? 

    Learn about this buttons on the control panel in front of you 

         

    Push button "1" to fly your ship 
    Push button "10" to reveal the map on "Y" 
    Push button "12" to set the destination ( keep on pushing until there's a satellite picture in screen Y )
    Push button "3" to set the speed on boxes "X" ( keep on pushing until button "13" lit up ) 
    Push button "13" to go to the destination 
    Buttons "7" and "8" is for offense/defense 

d. Help, I can't get across the gas corridor !!! There's a leak in my suit. 

    Open the cabinet to get the glove 
    Open the locker to get EVA suit and helmet 
    Search the EVA suit to get the tube and contact lens box 
    Get the fake palm leaf from the sushi box that is lying near the garbage 
    Now you have one four-armed suit an a pair of gloves .... you need another pair of gloves to close the
    arm holes 
    Find the "somethingorother" panel. It's on the left side of the hatch in the cockpit, near the 3
    monitors. It's somekind of duplicating machine. Insert the gloves in the machine 
    Now wear the suit, helmet and the two pairs of gloves 
    Cross the gas corridor 
    Don't forget about Noah. Send back the suit with the conveyor belt 

e. How can I fool that maintenance robot ? 

    Disguise as Squish 
    Open the putty tube and apply the contents to you, wear the fake palm leaf, EVA suit, gloves,
    refreshner, and the contact lense 
    Talk to Noah to stand behind you and hold the other 2 arm 

f. How can I navigate through this anti gravity environment ? 

    Use manouver skill 
    Push the bumper to the opposite direction whre you want to go 

g. How can I turn off the satellite ? 

    First enter the room with symbol like "8" in front of it. This is the main control room 
    There are 3 control panel in this room 
    The middle contains gravity and laser button ( glows red ), the righ panel is the door control panel,
    and the left panel is the communication control panel. 
    Go to middle panel. Turn all off 
    Go to right panel. Open all the chambers inside ( until there's a symbol "-" in front of the each doors ) 
    Exit the chamber and enter the chamber with symbol "t" on the door 
    Open the 3 compartments in front of you. Get the weapon, boots and tools 
    Exit the chamber and enter the chamber with symbol like wave with number above it 
    Ask Noah to deactivate the satellite and give him the tool 

h. How long should I wait Noah ? 

    Not too long if you do the trick 
    Back to main control room. Look at the right panel. Open the room with symbol "t" on it ( until there's
    a symbol "=" in front of the room ) 
    Back to Noah, the maintenance robot should be there right now 

i. How can I help Noah ? 

    Distract the robot 
    Shoot the bulkhead with the laser gun 

j. How can I fleet from Mutha ship ? 

    In the main control room, look at the left panel 
    Hail the ship with the frequency signal button 
    Quickly go back to Squish's ship 
    Open your helmet, push the button "5" to ready your ship 
    Push button "12" to set your destination to Callahan 
    Push button "8" and "7" to raise your hield up 
    Push button "3" to increase your speed to maximum "TTT" 
    Push button "13" to go away from Mutha ship 

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AL PHEE : BACK TO THE FUTURE
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Help Al Phee to find the antidote of the psychic pills. Fight againts Dr. Cyrus Duplicidus in the year of
2020. 

a. How can I drive the timesled machine on the roof ? 

    Get the combination from Al Phee. Drug him first 
    Talk to Mike Callahan about Mickey Finn beverage 
    Give him the morphine and ask him to make one 
    Search Al Phee for the combination 
    Read the paper : CIVIC = 1001511000 
    Enter the number on timesled panel 

b. Who is this Dr. Duplicidus ? How can I reach him ? 

    Talk around a little bit 
    Ratzass will offer you a help to find Dr. Duplicidus if you get him his kidney ( he'll give you
    combination numbers ) 
    Then use the elevator with numbers pad beside it, in the Underworld 

c. How can I get the kidney from the fridge ? 

    Only member can enter the lounge, so SIGN in 
    Talk to the receptionist for it 
    Bring all the requirements to her 

d. Where can I get the tattoo ? 

    There's a tattoo parlor nearby 
    Collect money first 
    Look at that glazier, steal his glass cutter from his waist 
    Pick up the marker on the street 
    Return both of them to him and received the money as a reward 
    Enter the tattoo parlor and buy the tattoo 

e. Where can I get my harrasment paper signed ? 

    Read the bulletin board inside the Underworld building. Notice the name Perry Yais, the cooker 
    Visit the restaurant 
    Talk to Maitre D. 
    Ask the punk near park for the stink bomb 
    Enter the tattoo parlor and get the needle from the waste bin 
    Use the needle to unlock the ice cream padlock 
    Talk to the ice cream man and buy the ice 
    Give the ice to the punk and receive the stink bomb 
    Use the bomb to the visitor of the restaurant 
    Talk to Perry Yais, and he teachs you how to harras people and signs the paper 

f. How can I make the pony tail ? 

    Find yourself a rubberband for your long hair 
    Pick up the rubberband on the receptionist desk 
    Use it on your hair 

g. Where can I find the sponsor for me ? 

    Get the sponsorship card on the receptionist desk 
    Bring it to the old lady in the park 
    Ask her to sign it 
    Note : you can ask the big man in the park to sign the card, but the Underworld will not accept it 

h. Where can I find the sunglasses ? 

    Get the cutter from the pavement near the glazier ( it's in front of his foot ) 
    Get the tinting on the pavement near him 
    Use the cutter to shape the tinting 
    Look at the statue in the park, it wears glasses 
    Get the glasses and dissamble it 
    Apply the tinting on the lense 
    Put back the lense in 
    Wear it 

i. How can I take the kidney without make the thug getting suspicious ? 

    Find something to replace it 
    Read the menu at the restaurant, hmm.. special food : Kidney !!!! 
    Talk to Maitre D. to give you some food 
    Choose the Kidney menu 
    Open the fridge and take the kidney 
    Use the kidney to replace the one in the fridge 

j. How can I open that bio-chamber ? 

    Use the beanie to hypnotize Cecil, the assistant 
    Ask him to stand quietly 
    Access the bio-chamber control panel 
    Push the button from left to right : 2 1 3 4 

k. Where's the antidote ? 

    Slide the blackboard behind experiment #3 to the right 
    Read the message about P3 
    Ask Dr. Duplicidus about that 
    Make a deal with him 
    In the operation room, show him your old photo 

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RALPH VON WAU-WAU : THE GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY
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Help your friend to find his dog, Ralph von Wau-wau who has been kidnapped by some military soldier.
They want to make an experiment with him. Hmmm.... let's rock 'n' roll with the government. 

a. How can I get pass the electric fence ? 

    Get the knapsack from the truck and open it ( inside you have all the equipments you needed in this
    mission ) 
    Ask Joe to distract the guard in the guardhouse 
    Enter the guard house 
    Open the screw on the control panel with your jack knife 
    Remove the control panel 
    Rotate all the line ( there're 3 lines in there : green, red, and the switches ) 
    Change the red light with the green light line 
    Close the control panel 
    Put back the screw 
    Flip all the switches now 
    Get out 
    Cut the electric fence with the wire cutter 

b. How can I enter the facilities ? 

    Have you watched espionage movies lately ??? 
    Through the "usual" entry, the air duct 
    Get the tarp 
    Turn the winch 
    Attach the tarp on the clamp 
    Use the suction cups with the entrance, you'll climb up to the vent 
    Use the tire iron to open the vent 

c. Where is Ralph ? 

    Use this map to go there 

         

    Blow the whistle to detect his place 
    Turn off all the fans in the way so Ralph can hear you 
    Wear the goggles to see in the dark 

d. How can I distract the guard in the Ralph's cell ? 

    Do something to make them "HOT" 
    Turn off all the fans in the maze ( look at the map to help you in locating them ) 
    Open the grate 
    Use the grapling hook to go down to Ralph 

e. How can I get out from this interrogation room ? 

    Use the old technique 
    Jiggle the lock on the door with your license 
    Get the uniform on the table 
    Wear it 
    Open the door and get out 

f. Where's the other dog ? 

    Use your sniff skill on the door 
    Notice that small door above the stair beside the main entrance 
    Sniff the door at the end of the stair 
    Ralph will recognize the smell of the other dog 

g. How can I get out from this place ? 

    Search your uniform to get a small key 
    Use it to unlock the desk drawer in the interrogation room 
    Read the note about password 
    Use the phone near the door 
    Enter this password : GMOUGN then MOAN 

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THE BIKER : FINAL QUEST
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In this final quest, you're trying to save the destruction of the universe. You'll meet the board in the God's
meeting room and give a good reason to cancel the termination. 

a. Where's Parabolus, the biker, now ? 

    Get the crystal bottle on the bar 
    Pour its content to your glass 
    Cheer and drink the beer 
    Talk to everybody about the biker 
    Step out from the bar 
    Climb the steps and enter the hall 
    Look at each of 8 available doors then knock on with this order : Mime Other Says Toothpick Thieve
    Airy Best Won ( Pyotr will say this phrase if you fail to solve this in a long time ) 
    Enter the open door to his office 

b. What should I do in court ? 

    As a token of friendship, show whistle to the board member 
    As a token of sacrifice, show chocolate to the board member 

c. How can I defeat Gingranich ? 

    Take the notepad from his desk 
    Rub the notepad with the pencil to reveal the writing on it 
    Go back to Parabolus' office 
    Open the briefcase and notice the fraud 
    Use the computer 
    Enter password : Schott to enter Gingranich files 
    Choose the user maintenance file and change the password to anything you like 
    Make new transaction and sell the humor share from Flutwig 
    Enter password : Glinda to enter Parabolus' files 
    Choose the maintenance file and change the password to anything you like 
    Make new transaction, buy humor share for Raymond 
    Report this fraud to the Board member 
    Watch the ending 
