*** ROSE AND HIS LIFE *** (C) SIGMUND FREUD alias ri

The  following  extract   should  give  you  an  example of a
person (let us give  him the  name ROSE)  who is a  victim of
social  rules  and  taboos  which  result  in a  undesireable
development of his personal psyche. It is safe to assume that
this person ROSE suffers from heavy neurosis.

It seems  very interessting that ROSE belives in HACKSTOP - a
little  piece  of asm crap -  as a powerful  executable  file
protector; interessting because we *all* know  that this tool
is   totaly  useless  against  hackers  *and*  pseudo-hackers
therefore useless beliving in it.  Yes,  but  even  everybody
knows this for true, ROSE still belives in his little
lifework. What should he do instead? A poor guy, spending his
whole life on  20kb of useless  asm crap? He *must* belive in
it - otherwise 4 years of heavy investment would be lost. Let
us all make him belive that HACKSTOP is a powerful protector.

             HACKSTOP IS POWERFUL - YES!!!!!!!!

It has wonderful built-in-anti-debugging-and-hacking-and-
tracing-features making every real cracker's life like hell.
- it kicks winice' and softice' ass with the genial use of
  the backdoor commands
- it has various powerful encryption layers - which hide
  all useless commands found somewhere else in hackstop
- it simulates c++/pascal & co. in such a perfect way that
  a stupid tool as intruder fails
- maybe the most powerful feature is the frequent use of
  "fake jumps" which makes a readable debugging impossible -
  yeah! if you kill those fake jumps you kill 95% of hackstop!
- new! hot! never seen before!! since 1.13 you can find the
  formidable stack trick, pushing a decryption loop on the stack
  which 100% messes up all known debuggers!

YES! We *must* come to the conclusion that ROSE is right and
that your programs are 100% save against those nasty hackers.

PLEASE! Don't say "no", don't say "that's is wrong, hackstop is
just a lot of rubbish" - MAKE him, ROSE, belive that it is the
greatest tool on earth and maybe, just maybe, he will be cured
and spares us with a next hackstop in future!!!!!!



ROSE:  Greetings and salutations to all HackStop users....
FREUD: Actually you mean yourself and your wife, don't you?

ROSE:  My personal greetings list follows....
FREUD: Man I am excited... slowly but surely!

ROSE:  If this intro scrolls too slow... bad charma... please unpack the
       file and read the comments with your favourite viewer! ;-))
FREUD: wuhh rose, you improved your asm skills and now you show us the
       results!

ROSE:  ...and, btw... there will be no longer the 4UCF.DOC file. Read
       this shit instead!
FREUD: that's right ROSE! you are trying to get rid of this social stress
       I mentioned before. Yes - fight against it & soon you will be a
       real man again!

ROSE:  Here we go: .....    Scorpio & Dr. Kladelko, 'absolute beginners'
       from Slovakia, who [which? :-)] can crack all present and future
       HackStop and all other software protection. Comment: Ever tried
       the new versions guys?
FREUD: ? ? which version you mean? the second last better of version 1.12
       or maybe the third of the fourth last public released version ? ?
       Sure - the version released before the bugfixed version was
       totally new - noone could crack it.

ROSE:  J0hn/M1kE/St0rmBr1nger: ThX 4 UNPROT.BAT & BWFPU! Gret' fRm
       Red DVILS - tX 4 iV|n' ZITTO & de Sao from Red DVILS & Dr.Tibetor
       from HCC.    Ka0t: THX 4 UnRec und Tips! I wanns see your new
       SuckStop (CUP386? :)   Nxt time: XOR int 60h ... <eg>, thx 4
       int1/3 bug  BTW: REC 0.22 kicks now serious asses? Doesn't it?
FREUD: woooooow! You got many friends! And so much insider know how....
       how could a cracker come along with this?

ROSE:  Predator: What the hell is DCA? An EMM386 execption trigger? :-(
       Still keep protecting UCF.COM with RC286? Good choice indeed!
FREUD: that's is unfair! Not everyone got such wonderful programming
       skills as you have shown us in every new HS release.

ROSE:  RC286/1.09 is now a little bit smaller and kicks CUP386/3.0b...
FREUD: Huhmmmmmmmmm........ my pants are getting wet....

ROSE:  Note to Misha:    Nice CR/DR 386 hardware breakpoint routines
       for protect. I love them! Do you have any DOX for 386
       breakpoints? :-)   Do you know my unMISHA?
FREUD: Actually that is your problem ROSE! Go ahead, sell your 8086
       system and buy a new pentium instead. 386 hardware breakpoints
       are really that new.................................

ROSE:  Lost Soul and Iceman: Do a better job next time or I call you
       beginners!
FREUD: he is neurotic again. LS and iceman calling beginners...what
       the hell is your position in the world of cracking then??????

ROSE:  Synopsis: I am awaiting your new Intruder RIP. I think it's
       better for you to program bbs doors instead of UPC....
FREUD: don't complain about ripping other peoples stuff.... or I will
       tell everbody that you have ripped your lously encryptions in
       Hackstop from four years old viruses.

ROSE:  Dark Destroyer: I never have seen such a lously HackStop RIP
       - yOU are so eLITE... I'm sure yOU have realisied that unHS
       IS NOT from Predator/Riddler
FREUD: he, why complaining about Dark Destroyer's rip??? He is just
       doing the same as you have done it for four years: Releasing
       a "new" hackstop with changing just one or two bytes....

ROSE:  BTW: RC286 is cool...  isn't it?
FREUD: Yes man, it is cool..... please, get well again.... we don't
       like you *that* ill!

ROSE:  Additionally greetx flies to: Reliator, Predator, KA0T, UCF,
       UE, X-Adi, Misha, Lado, IceMan (show me how g00d you are
       dude!),  Marquis de Soiree (mDS= B.Tescher@b nker.frankfurt.de?),
       Ghostbuster, Rand0m (i wanna see YOUR unHackStop^X-Adi)
       and all the others crackers I had forgotten...
FREUD: you know everyone! wow! I am impressed. I wish I would know them
       as you do.

ROSE:  BTW: Wait for the version 5.5 (5.6) of HackStop... which will
       be a little bit more serious :-)
FREUD: I think you are not only neurotic but also schizophrenic!
       First you tell everybody what a wonderful job Hackstop does and
       now... ????????? Poor guy, what has happened to you when you were
       still young? Did your little sister bite you?

ROSE:  Nxt time you will be added here!  Send me mail, money, viruses
       or bombs...   ROSE Softwareentwicklung Dipl.-Ing. (FH) Ralph Roth
       Finkenweg 24  D 78658 Zimmern
FREUD: Ok people, send money, not because of HACKSTOP, oh god no, but
       to help this poor man recover from his serious illness.


       SIGNED, FREUD (some neurotics call me tHE riDDLER!)
