
 Author: Digital Vampire  
 Board: Digital Delusions 
 Group: PoP               
 


      As u kould prolly guess, thisis a fuckin kewl ass txt on what to do 
      when yer board at Ames(I don't know, It'll prolly work at those 
      other stores too).  This list will have all my personal favorites
      that I have all done and tested myself! First of all, one of my 
      fav's is when you buy those fuckin cheap shit cookies, and go into 
      the fuckin chair and living room department, and fuckin munch em,
      I mean really fuckin munch em, Like drool, and spit n shit, all over
      the fuckin furniture, the next person who tries to buy that shit is 
      gonna have a fuckin bird! Next, goto the electronics department and 
      all the fuckin alarms fer 5 minutes, but don't put the real alarms on,
      use the fuckin local punk rock station, the cashier will shit their 
      pants tryin to turn em all off! And, If your ames has a place to listen
      to the cds you buy n shit, put on like fuckin Satanic Muzik and shit, the
      next person will fuckin drop dead, specially if yer lucky enuff to get one 
      of those really religious doodz...they'll prolly sew the store or 
      some shit... Next, take a trip to the womens clothes department, this is
      ALWAYZ fun!! But, u have to arive in style, and you have to pick up a few
      things on the way....Go over to the bicycle stands, grab a bike, make sure
      it has a basket to put yer shit in...Go to the newspaper stand, grab some 
      newspapers, then goto the personal hygiene section, get some toothpaste,
      condoms, and anything else really, its all good. Finally, go to the 
      manicans, roll the newspaperz up, and stuff their bra's with em, make em 
      like triple d cups n shit, oh yeah, you gotta make sure you get RED 
      toothpaste, smear it down the manicans legs, there are other things to
      do in this section to, undress the manicans, and Leave the clothing
      on the floor right next to it, with a polaroid of the naked manican, I 
      did this once, and a lady actually passed out in the store. ofcourse,
      then I had to leave, I really hate medikal bills and such. Then go to 
      the shoe section, and put 2 different size shoes together, believe me,
      this will piss the shit out of someone when they get them home. I would
      know, happened to my mom! =) Pick up the fone, so its slightly off the
      hook, press 71, thats my area, look at the chart near the register to be
      sure, this is the code to broadcast over the PA system, leave it off, on
      ly one person kan broadcast at a time, so you will have a whole bunch
      of degenerative ames employees running around looking fer the fuck, and
      the fone that is off the hook. Switching six packs is funny, put pepsi on the
      front two, and beer in the back four..wait till u see wht happens, 
      especially when the guy who tries to buy the six that is under aged!!


                                        tHATZ aLL fOR nOW!!!!!
                                        -dV


