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                   PhAdE Productions Presents          
                      A  Omega Text File               
                         File # 01                     
             "The Next Generation In Text File Groups" 
                     Title: Intro To Phade             
              Phreaking, Hacking, Anarchy, Drugz, Etc. 
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	 Ok welcome to the first issue of Phade, The next generation in text 
file groups.... This is going to be monthly or weekly or whenever the hell we
fell like writing it... This is the intro file so isn't going to be that long, 
but ohh well... I am Omega PhAdE member and Founder of PhAdE. As of know there
are only 3 members....Me, Jon Klaus, And Death, <yea we know we are cool>. 
Okay we got the idea for forming PhAdE because one day <saturday, Today> we 
were bored as fuckin hell, reading haK/d, and cDc Text files on our computers. 
So we started writing our own text files, to upload to boards and crap. Since 
we already had alot of text files we decided to make are own Text Phile group,
the cooloest thing in the history of 713, and the world, thus PhAdE became 
about. Well the main purpose of PhAdE is to put out good quality text files 
about Phreaking, and Hacking, Anarchy, Drugz, and Etc. So PhAdE is and should
rule the world, because unlike those wannabe's we do not put out "cheap ass 
read this i wannbe 3lit3" text "philes!" also we do not type in some "I Am 
so 3lite i r0x" font type thing. Also we will not take text file's by non 
members, So we don't have losers making sorry ass text files under our name. 
If you would like to join PhAdE, and think you are worthy, call Danzig Platz 
<if you can get on> and leave a note to the sysop with a text file submission 
for us to review to see if you are worthy of joining  us in the ranks of 
greatness here at PhAdE. If we like what you wrote you will make it to step 
two, we will give you an application to fill out so we can learn more about 
you, much like an info-form. If you pass that then you make it to step three 
to make sure you are not a lamer we will call you voice and talk to you about 
PhAdE. Also if you do join PhAdE you do not distrubute the text file you wrote
you must give it to me for submission and approval even if you have been a 
member since the beginning <about 3 hours ago>. But well i know it sounds hard
but we can always use some new talent and members. Also we want no "one time 
wonders".We want people who make good qaulity text files in a fair qaunitity
<SP>. This does not mean you have to make 1 a week <although we wouldn't mind>,
or even 1 every 2 weeks but 1 a month shouldn't be hard for you to do if you 
are worthy, some times not even that many. Other than there are no rules or 
limits to your perverseness or profanity <like i am one to fucking tell you 
not to curse or be perverted>.. No to the little other crap.

	First.. ALL or MOST PhAdE files are spell checked and proof-read.
So if there are any spelling/grammar/puncation errors to bad, we tried ,and
we are not professianel writers who charge money for there work. Don't get me 
wrong though, They Aren't horriblely mis-spelled, and in worst cases, it is 
still readable, atleast. 

	Well Second I would like to welcome you to the latest and greatest 
text file group around, PhAdE, And personally thank you for reading. Since we
are just starting it will take a while to catch on but after a while you will 
like it. If you do <i am sure you will> PLEASE U/l and give to as many people
and bbs's as you like. Just never change ANY of the context.  

	Third..You are in our little world so beware most of us are highly rude
and perverse, so I hope you don't mind and if you do too bad don't read are 
files then, And go buy your self a life. We did not make PhAdE to impress you 
but rather entertain and inform you on what is cool. I mean if we don't who is?
Dan Rather???? No i think not....


Fourth.. Thank you for reading and we hope you enjoyed it if not then "Shove 
it up your ass!!!"  

Omega
Founder PhAdE

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Wuz ^???.....................

Jon Klaus                Write A File!!!!
Death                    Hey are you going to join or not??

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 "The Next Generation in text file groups" 
         "Shove it up your ass"            
                                           
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