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                         Letters to the Editor
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   S:  denotes comments by Splice    E:  denotes comments by Einstein
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Dear Mutation Magazine:

Even though I've never seen your magazine, I felt compelled to write you.
My name is Carlton Smith, Jr., and I run the Crystal Clear Ideas EBBS.
        
        --S: The child molester guy??
        --E: no no no...  he just takes pictures..
        --S: oh... well thats ok then.

I would like to inform you that I disapprove of your magazine, and all
of the ideas contained therein.  I feel that the gross personal attacks
which are fielded against me are completely undeserved.

        --S:  Speaking of gross personal attacks...!
        --E:  hehe

Furthermore, I find it unnerving that trash like you would be allowed
to publish these unfounded lies about me.  I am a highly respected 
member of the community, and though I am not that terribly involved in
it, I do have a good reputation.

        --S:  (neighbor to police) "He was a quiet man....."  

In closing, I demand a full retraction of all heinous and untruthful
statements that your magazine in this issue published about me.  Take
these filthy lies and shove them where the sun does not shine.

        --E:  I bet he'd like to shove more than that up there.

                                Cordially,
                                            Carlton Smith, Jr.
                                            Sysop: C.C.I. EBBS
                                       
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