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Welcome to the Premier Issue of Mutation Magazine.

Mutation magazine is a spoof of all k-rad elite magazines.
This magazine is meant to offer a breath of fresh air to all of the many
concentrating-so-hard-on-being-elite-that-I-popped-a-blood-vessel types.
It is in many cases facetious and in almost all cases tongue-in-cheek.
We do include several non-fiction files and articles in each magazine 
just to keep you guessing,  but for the most part this magazine is for 
entertainment purposes only.  When some items included in this magazine 
seem to be controversial to some extent,  don't worry - we planned it 
that way and enjoy watching you all squirm.

                                        Splice

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