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                                 PART # 1


First of all, I wrote this since I don't like anyone in 416/905 since it
sucks for an a/c.  For all I could care, I would say FUCK YOU to the biggest
punk dick-ass slime sucking cock with muscles the size of your ass (if he
was 416/905 of course).  But that area code sucks, come to the REAL area 
code 514.  We got it all, the biggest bad ass boards and in french too hein? 
Anyhow, still here is the ANTI MANIFESTO telling off all the jerks of 
416/905.  I don't like any of you, so fuck off.  

Noticing users throughout the area code was well easy, since 95% of the 
users on Mirage are from 416/905.  We got to many lamers calling 
there to often.  I mean look at these lamers, we got to many of them, 
especially YELLMAN, he has no soul purpose in the pirate world other than
picking his cock while he leeches on Mirage and deleting the files 4 hours
later.  Why the hell do we need users on that board doing crap like this? 
Does it make a good impression on 416/905 guys?  No.  We got too many lamers
on these types of boards.  I think they should have a USER PURGE and NOW.
                      
Look at the assholes who make money off of piracy, well personally if you
can't get a job, FUCK OFF and BEG ON THE STREETS of NEW YORK for christ's
sake.  This is absolutly stupid.  Well make your money and suck a cock 
while you are at it.  But piracy is meant for fun and assholes like 
UNION JACK who got no life and their soul purpose in life is being a sysop of 
a lame board which makes like $10000 a month.  Well it's a nice occupation, 
and nice money but if you seriously can't get a job, FUCK OFF.  It's just to
much, you should work and get donations for the board but making that board
your financial money maker is just too pathetic.  

Now look at this, not only do we got people who have no life other than just
sitting infront of the computer all day, we got some lamers selling calling 
cards.  I mean it's gotten out of hand, now they have their small businesses. 
"Buy calling cards, discounts, we will sell for less, we will beat any prices
by 15%, just call 1-800-CALL-CARD."  Kind of corny if you ask me.  First of 
all if you are a lamer who can't call out, DON'T CALL OUT but buying calling
cards is just to much.  Don't you stupid fuckers get it?  We have to many 
people calling LD as it is, now we don't want any more.  Just the other day
I was on a 416/905 board, and there was this small little lamer with a weird
alias, he asks in a message, "Can I have the nups to these boards?" and that
lamer went on going and going about these big boards.  His alias could have
been THE MAD HACKER, but from what I could care, it could be CUM DRINKER.
Another thing about codes, is that we got to many people trading between 
each other.  Look at some people who as they say 'freeload' and seem that
they are using the codes for themselves and in actual fact are giving them
out to all the other hungry code users.  Boy does it suck.  I know of a few
codes in 416/905 which without, the 416/905 world is dead.  362, 360 and the
ever popular put back up by demand 586.  How I wish they would just disappear
so we can have fun in the pirate scene as it was 4 years ago.


Look at the big boards in 416/905, I was just wobbling around the small 1
node 'wannabee's' boards.  Well from what I have observed it was quite
interesting since not only their prime motto was, "To be elite, you have to
be on the Hood." they also kept on going about how good and fast that board   
is and so on.  After that, I couldn't stop laughing, I just droped to the 
floor and laughed.  But these people are like brainwashed, I wonder what 
Bez is up to now?  Sending some nice brainwashes?  I have to admit, that 
board is not slow as hell, but what's this about it being fast?  If you want
to know fast you 416 lamers, you must know Mirage or UE.  Well in that area
code we also got another good system called Akira, it's a VERY good system
it's just building up as of now, but that board has what?  500 users or so,
we need another NUKEAGE!  C'mon Pharaoh, nuke these lamers, then we got a
board which will be fast as hell in due time.  Another source of mine just
goes on about him all of a sudden going 10 nodes from 4.  Well that is nice
just don't let it go to your head laddy (my exact words to that lamer). Well 
we will see what happens.  As for the other systems, Renegade Legion, well 
it's quite lame from my stand point, I would say it's a 'wannabee' board
like those 'wannabee' lamers.  We need some new terminology for these k-rad
elite users in 416.  What about 416 lamours with the heavy french accent? 
Sounds great to me.

We got the most talked about pirate in the world in this area code, KRACKEN.
Well here's a story about a boy named Jordan, who has 3 modems and no life
(sing it and it sounds familiar to a 70's tv show).  Anyhow, well all us 
pirates got no life.  It's quite true.  But well he just mouths off and does
it to some people he shouldn't to.  Now what is there to talk about him? Oh 
yeah I think he must like the pizza's I send over to his house every what?  
15 mins. or so?  Hey Kracken or should we say Wolferic the Wild (new alias) 
how are the extra anchovies?  Okay well to get on topic again, well I think 
we sorta took it over board with the Krackass thing, but it was going to wear 
off up to the point where he goes and tries to take over.  What the hell is 
that?  Taking over the group I founded.  Well I am glad all his crap releases 
are nuked on every legitimate system on earth.  Just remember, he is not the  
king of krackass, if he was to have loyalty, Kracken would be considered
a princess.  The war continues, we got many releases for the real krackass.
Okay well he does have a few friends, I must admit, everyone has friends
and some are talked about, I popped through the info file of Elder Scroll's
Update, and I see a few aliases in here.  Shadow Assasin and Dynamic Flash.
Who the hell are these guys?  Some bunch of lamers or something?  Nonetheless
I think everyone is feuded between krackass since there is Dark Overlord who 
thinks to much of himself and really does shit, but he was stumbled into
Krackass for no apparant reason.  Well what can I tell you?  Anyways getting
back to those 2 guys.  They got a few affils and seem lame, I think I saw
Dynamic Flash around on some of the boards, but what do these people actually
do?  If they courier, that is a waste, we got to many damned 416/905's out
there, my suspician is that they are 416/905 bbsers since everyone in 
Krackass is from that area code other than me.  But if they crack or supply,   
well who cares, let these people be.  Just remember Jord, we can always order
another tap to your line.

Just wondering about the ever so popular art scene.  Why do these fucking  
lamers think they are pirates?  Hey if you can draw a pretty ansi picture
which no one is going to look at twice, who cares.  What makes you a pirate 
from that?  Another one of my sources was looking at the lame ass art scene. 
Well from what I hear, I could care less about it, it's just that we got too
many lamers drawing pictures and thinking they are cool.  Well you are not
shit unless you transfer one ware from a board to another.  Go and rumble 
along the PD scene, since that is where you idiots belong.  There is this 
lamer MAXX from that area code who thinks he is big, and he has a lame board 
too, makes you think why he thinks he is a pirate?  Well to tell you the 
truth, his board has only art files online, and that board is supposidly 0-3 
day wares?  That is WEIRD.  Very queer, so now it's saying art files have 
dates on them.  Okay well sure, whatever.  Just don't think you are PC elite 
for being like that.  You are shit, that's what it makes you.  

How many boards are in your misc. area codes (this is directed to the non
416/905 guys)?  I guess 6-20 pirate boards.  Well there is a nice text file 
out from a group called Legend (not the pc games group) but a real shit group
from what I hear.  They released all 300-400 numbers to all the pirate boards
out there in 416/905 land.  Too many damned lame boards.  Expecting to be
elite.  We got one here called !FORBIDDEN ENTRY! and WHAT THE Oh goodness, 
this is crazy, and half of them need pretty pictures make by non-pirates.  
What is the world comming to?  Well sysops in general have no intention of 
getting warez, just the satisfaction of being elite and having an elite board.  
Well the wares are nice if you ask me.  But there is this REAL lamer in that 
area code by the alias of Dirty Harry, runs a very faggot lame ass board 
called Alcatraz, 2 nodes of 33 conferences, 32 of them being public domain and 
shareware software.  Now there is one conference that is wares oriented, but 
it's the sysop conference, it is queer since well EVERYONE has access to that 
conference.  Give that board a call and if you want, format his hard drive.  
(416)282-1658 (Oops, that is his voice number, just ask for Ryan).  His board 
number is (416)282-9924, just remember this guy is a NAZI, so he is racist.  
Racist people don't get shit out of life other than a big punch in the face
ever so often.  Just get him, and if you want, get him bad.  Another racist 
bastard is Death Angel and Captain Caveman, well I heard stories of lamers 
like this, think they are hot, while they are not. If you see any of these 
lamers leeching about, just nuke them, tell them Lord Cyric said hi.  

Last but not least we got an asshole who writes the manifesto.  Well whoever
you are, fuck off, since I am the critic of piracy, you are entering my domain
and not revealing your damned alias.  I can't respect a person who will write
a lot of shit and not tell who they are.  Obviously you are from 416/905, 
since you always talk about The Hood and just talk about 416/905 too much, be
a man or woman for that matter and reveal your alias.  Are you hiding behind
your mommy?  Anyways folks, he claims his initials are TC, and since this
lamer is from 416/905, it can't be The Cardinal, since that guy has no guts
to write a series of text files of that calibre, but hey I can do it, so can
you.  Who can it be?  Since there are about 300 bbsers in 416/905 alone who
call out LD, it will take a while to figure out who it is.  But any info. on
this loser would be nice.  Seriously, if you can type a 10k plus text file
and not take credit for it, you deserve NO respect at all.  Once I find you
out, you will feel like shit.  If you are man enough, come and reveal who
you are.

Last but not least, for all the lamers, here is my evaluation on some of
MANY boards in 416/905.

Akira - From what lamers say, "it's hard to upload there too FAST." from my 
        point, it's okay.

Hood  - To many lamers think being on the hood makes you elite, well FUCK you
        since it's a small board.  It's slow as hell.

File Factory - This board sucks shit, since you need to pay $50.00 a month for
               wares older than the sysop, need I remind you that the sysop
               is 68.

F/X - Wow, I am going to give a 540 meg drive out to the winner, and when the 
      contest ends I get robbed and my board goes down.  P.S. my town only
      consists of 5000 people.

Personally I don't like 416 lame boards, they're all slow as hell, but hey
that's life.  Just remember, if you can find out who is writting the manifesto
sure, give me a shout and leave me mail.  You know I always reveal my alias 
on these types of things.  Leave me mail on Akira if you are 416/905.  If
you are wondering about the future development about my anti-manifesto, I 
will release one ever so often.  It's only called the anti-manifesto since
I am man enough to reveal my alias.  Come to my door Andre, I've been waiting
for you for about 3 months.  Come and kick my ass, but you losers have no 
guts to do it.  Just remember, all you 416/905 guys are lame as hell.  

                                                              - LORD CYRIC

