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                            ISSUE 4 - July.22  1994


                with At&t= save 20%
                with MCI = save 20% (40% w/ phriends and phucks)
                with a red box= save 100%

                    that's math!




                             Diskette Bombs:


Okay, here is a really creative way to phuck over the schools computers,
or give to your cyberpunk wanna be phuck who always bugs you to give him
your hacking stuff.  First, you will need a 3.5 disk.  Okay, now, open up
the diskette, being sure not to crack the plastic (so you can put it back
togather)  Next, put a layer of finger nail polish (clear) on the disk.  
Crush up some match heads, and sprinkle an ample suply all over the nail
polish on the disk.  Then, put the casing around the disk (glue it or 
something so it looks untampered with).  Then give it to your phriend.  The
drive head will ignite the match heads, and start a small fire in his floppy
drive.  Be carefull not to accidently stick it in your machine.  Will work
with 5.25 disks, but not quite as well.


                          Free in-room movies:

Okay, so while your at hohocom, and "cracker jack' is wizzing away on a 
wordlist, what can you do?  Watch MOVIES!  Okay, PORNO MOVIES!!!!  So, what
do you need?  Well, it's this simple.  There are two methods:

1: the technical way

okay, have you ever noticed that in your hotel room, the Tv, even new ones,
are not cable ready?  there is a reason for this.  The pay-per-veiw movies
are broadcast on the cable channels.  So all you need is a VCR or something
with a tuner, or a cable box, and your homephree.  

or, for the less technically inclined....

2: the bitch method

Now, here is a way that WILL work, and is very simple.  Push the button to
the movie you wish to veiw.  Wait 3-4 minutes, and call the front desk.  
Tell them you "child" accidently pushed the button.  They will not charge 
you, BUT, the movie will continue.  Or, charge a shitload of movies, like 
same porno 2-3 times, and them blame it on error.  



                            Dos 7.22?

Word has it that some Warez boards around the country are distributing 
Dos 7 as a .zip phile.  It is my assumption that this beta version 
is a 32-bit based OS, sort of like the NT for Dos heads.  Check around, 
you should see it, somewhere.  Also be on the lookout for Windows 4.1, 
which is also in it's (Chicago) beta stage as well.  

                     Microsoft---The suite is over

     I could here little nerds everywhere putting on an extra piece
of tape on there glasses, and hanging there pocket proteckers with pride,
in support of there man, Mr. Bill Gates.
     Yep, Microsoft was found guilty of creating a virtual monopoly within
the computing world.  Small manufacturers had to pay a small fee with every
computer to Microsoft, whether or not the system was intended for use with
Microsoft Os's.  The effect of this decision won't be great, nor will any-
thing occur immediatly.  Don'd expect any price drops either, due to this.

         
                               1-700-WHAT?

     Yes, whether you give a shit or not, this is becoming a reality.  The
ill-famed 1-700 number is becoming a reality, as stated in a ma bell press
release last week.  Look for the report, and response next week.


               The 24-hour clause---reality, or just myth?

     Word has it that, if software is released (commercial) for a period
not extending 24 hours, then it is LEGAL, granted that the software is 
released with a disclaimer, stating that the software is to be deleted after
the 24 hour "trial" period.  But don't set up your warze board, and start
posting ads for it all over usenet.  I am not sure of this, but is reported.
I will let you know.   Keep posted.



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This compilation, of incredible acts like Chamlab, Kraftwerk, Liabach,
Front Line Assembly, The Electric Hellfire Club, and many other industrial
greats that have made a name for themselves, and even a few that will.  It
ranges from the intense, angst ridden lyrical talents of PsycoPomps, to the
softer, more in-house likeness of Chemlab's "Codeine, Glue, and You" , and
Consolidated's "Friendly Facism".  This is by far the greatest compilation
of acts I have yet to see, and in my opinion, better that IR ver. 1.
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