" Me So Humble " By The 2 Humble Crue
                           (Sung to "Me So Horney")

  Sitting At Home With My Debugger Hard
  Got My Black Book With a Slave To Call
  Picked up the Telephone, Dialed 11 Digits
  Said "Yo there's a New Game,
  Can You Call and Get it?"
  He Arrived on the Board, Used the Back Door
  Having an Idea, where The Files were Stored

         I am a Phreak in Heat
         Ma Bell Shall Crumble
         We're Definately The Best
         And We're so HUMBLE!

             "Oh Me So Humble, Oh Me So Humble,
              Oh Me So Humble, Been Crackin' Long Time.."

  Groups Always Ask us How We Crack So Much,
  We Say "Whats Wrong Neil, Using QUICKDOS?"
  'Cuz We're Number One and You Shouldn't Be Mad
  You Can Cry to your Momma, and you can Cry to your Dad!
  I know you'll be disgusted when you see the new games busted,
  Made your Members So Mad, when they See we Kicked your Ass!

       I am a Phreak in heat
       Ma Bell Shall Crumble
       We're Definately The Best
       And We're So HUMBLE!

           "Oh me So Humble, Oh Me So Humble,
            Oh Me So Humble, Been Crackin' Long Time..."

  You Guys Must Be Despereate, Your Members have Deserted,
  Your members think we're great, But we Fucking Deserve it.
  We Beat your Asses, Cuz you're so lame, you'll be sitting there crying
  While We're Cracking This Game.
  Your members have all left, and you don't know why,
  We Crack all the Games and it Makes you cry!

     I am a Phreak in Heat
     Ma Bell Shall Crumble
     We're Definately The Best
     And We're So HUMBLE!

         "Oh me So Humble, Oh me So Humble,
          Oh me So Humble, Been Crackin' Long time..."

          "What're we gonna do?"
          "So Ship it to me!"
          "What're you gonna do?"
          "Just SHIP it to me!"

  It's true you were in Second, Until you met P.E.
  Then we said you were dead, Just like I-C-E.
  You Tell Your Members, "THG's Going Out!"
  Then we Beat you again, and you go and pout.
  You Said it yourself, You Can't Do it like WE do,
  Because your Members are lousey, and their leader is too.

          I am a Phreak in Heat,
          Ma Bell Shall Crumble,
          We're Definately the Best
          And We're So HUMBLE!

               "Oh me So Humble, Oh me So Humble,
                 Oh me So Humble, Been Crackin' Long time..."
  ( Fade out )

    Yo, 'dis be The 2 Humble Crue, Keep your Eyes out for
    our SoundTrack, "Cracking Better then P.E."
    comming out as a .VOC on a BBS NEAR YOU!

       " And I ain't Bullshittin' "