
                          "The Laffer Utilities"


Thank you for purchasing "The Laffer Utilities."  I hope you get as many
laughs out of it as we did creating it!  Be sure to select HELP at least
once everywhere.  And have fun with CUSTOMIZE feature of "Jokes."

NOTE:  This program only supports the following printers (and printers
that are 100% compatible with them):  PostScript, H-P LaserJet, Epson
24-pin and Epson 9-pin.  If you think your printer can emulate one of
these, you must switch it to that mode before running TLU.  If you have 
a different printer, select the "No Printer" option, and print the
resulting LAFFER.OUT file on someone else's printer that IS compatible.  
HP LaserJet printers must have at least 1-megabyte of RAM.

Be sure to mail in your Warranty Registration card.  We'll give you a 
free subscription to our news magazine plus announcements of future 
Sierra products.

Finally, I'm proud to announce the first TLU contest!  Send me a disk
of your best jokes (in plain-ASCII format only).  If I think ten or more 
of them are worthy of such "high honor," I promise to include them in 
"TLU2:  Son Of Laffer Utilities!" and you'll receive a free copy!  Label 
your submission "TLU Jokes" and mail it to Sierra, at the address shown
on the back of your manual.  "Keep Laff-in'!"

                                   Al Lowe
                                   Creator, Leisure Suit Larry
