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A computer programming seminar is being conducted in the hallway.
Some woman says "I can't seem to bind my grid to the data control.
A little flasher asks "Have you seen my Dynamic Link Libraries?"
A little flasher asks "Wanna see my floppy disk?"
A little flasher says "let me show you my recursive subroutines."
A little flasher reveals his Hidden Object Properties.
"Wanna see my Custom Controls?" asks a little flasher.
The hallway is currently flooded with purple jell-o.
thousands of microscopic organisms are pummeling your body.
Several unidentifiable patients are pacing the hallway.
Victor the Smiling Fool is professing that the world is ending.
A short, fat man is sitting in the floor biting his toenails.
Harriet of Mars is passing out literature about space exploration.
A skinny little wimp is sumo-wrestling a baby elephant.
Harvey the Happy Hobo is crying as he reads the script from Dumb & Dumber.
A long-haired freak shouts "I am the prophet" as he brushes past you.
Infected Charlie grins as he shows you his open wounds.
An airline stewardess is telling every passer-by to use the vomit bags.
A mysterious vortex has appeared in the air.
The ghost of Elvis floats by and says "I'm dead!  Get over it!"
The three stooges (or their evil twins) are playing blackjack.
"I am the great Cornholio!" snickers a little blond-haired teenager.
A dark-haired teen slaps your knee and says "watch it, you buttmunch.
A dark-haired teen is picking his nose in a dark corner of the hall.
"Uh, like, uhhh... I don't belong here and stuff," says a dark-haired teen.
"Ha hu hu hee hee hu hu hu," says a moronic blond-haired youth.
"How much for zee women?" asks a little guy in a sombrero.
You can feel breath on your neck, but you turn swiftly to see nobody.
A vaguely familiar old man is shaking is head, saying "I am not a crook."
A tent has been erected in the hall, and a pack of Boy Scouts are camping.
The Nine Inch Nails fan club is holding a meeting in the hallway.
The Faith No More fan club is holding a meeting in the hallway.
The Stone Temple Pilots fan club is holding a meeting in the hallway.
A man resembling Shakespeare is dancing around in a leotard.
Spartacus is stumbling around in a daze (as usual)... shock therapy again.