Lunatix IGM Script: `#`5on a `#M`5ind `#T`5rip...

`8....`7....`%..... `!Going on a MIND TRIP!
/label

`6 You suddenly find yourself on a dusty path, riding your old but reliable
`6 horse, `@Silver. `6The sun is setting in the west, and it's really
`6 beautiful. Ahhh...

`7 Suddenly you are attacked by a ruthless bunch of `@BANDITS!

     `4... `%1`8: `2Act insane and hope they leave you alone.
     `4... `%2`8: `2Fight them and hope 20 against 1 is good odds.
     `4... `%3`8: `2Make fun of the leader's mother.
     `4... `%4`8: `2Moon them all.
     `4... `%5`8: `2Ignore them, realizing it's all a delusion.

/choice:5

/1choice
`3You begin to act totally stark raving nuts and hope it does the trick.
/random:2
/1random
/exper:-1
`6Nope... doesn't work. They skin you alive and have your bones for dinner.
`6Luckily you only lost `$|c `6experience points for doing that.
/abort
/2random
`6The Bandits look you over, shake their heads, and decide to leave you.
`6You ride old Silver farther down the path.
/goto:section2

/2choice
`3You decide to battle them and hope you prevail.
/random:2
/1random
/money:-1
`6Unfortunately, they are a very powerful lot. They are able to steal about
`$|c `6crazy bucks from you!
/abort
/2random
`6You, as amazing as it might seem, have emerged victoriously!
`6You ride old Silver farther down the path.
/goto:section2

/3choice
/random:4
/1random
`3You tell the leader that his mother looks like Socrates.
/goto:makefun
/2random
`3You tell the leader that his mother is a crazy tramp.
/goto:makefun
/3random
`3You tell the leader that his mother looks just like Dr. Hammer, except
`3not quite as handsome.
/goto:makefun
/4random
`3You spill off several jokes in reference to the leader's mother's weight.
/goto:makefun
makefun:
/exper:-1
`!The Leader of the bandits decides to `%crush `!your spiteful body into a
`!bloody, writhing pulp.
`6You have lost `$|c `6Experience points!
/abort

/4choice
`3You turn around and moon the angry mob of bandits.
`3As they turn away in disgust, you use the opportunity to escape.
/abort

/5choice
`3This isn't real, you tell yourself. It's all a dilusion... a fantasy...
`3some kind of alternate reality you've concocted because you can't cope
`3with the real reality.
/random:2
/1random
/money:-1
`6Thinking it's a dilusion doesn't seem to prevent the ruthless bandits from
`6robbing you of `$|c`6 of your hard-earned crazy bucks!
/abort
/2random
`6The bandits disolve, leaving only the open path ahead. Happily, you
`6continue down the trail.
/goto:section2

section2:
/label

`6 As you are riding, you come to an old farm house. The door is slightly
`6 ajar so you step inside.

/pause
`6 Inside the farm house you find...

/pause
`6 Sitting there on the table....

/pause
/random:4
/1random
/goto:nogift
/2random
/goto:nogift
/3random
/goto:nogift

/4random
/giveitem:1
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/abort

nogift:
/random:5
/1random
`$ A SEVERED HUMAN HEAD!!!!
/goto:ickygift
/2random
`$ HAIRS FROM DR. HAMMER'S NOSE!!!!
/goto:ickygift
/3random
`$ A PAIR OF NURSE BERTHA'S PANTIES!!!!
/goto:ickygift
/4random
`$ A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE!!!!
/goto:ickygift
/5random
/money:3
`$ |c CRAZY BUCKS!!!!
`2 Now THAT might come in handy!
/abort

ickygift:
`2You decide it isn't really worth much, and you leave it on the table.

/pause
`2Suddenly reality fades and you're back in your closet!
/abort