Western Games Docs by MERKWooD/MAAD Armwrestling Control (also by keyboard) 1. accumulate strength: This can be done by pulling the joystick back whenever the arm in the central display area has entered an especially "strong" phase. 2. Prop up arm: press joystick button Tottle's remarks: Let's go. Beanpole Fred is going to be referee and will make sure that no-one props up his free arm. Unfortunately Fred nods off once in awhile, therefore stay alert! Oh yeah, just before you win it might be useful to rattle, as we say in the west. Beershooting Control (also by keyboard) 1. draw guns: player 1 moves joystick to the right player 2 moves joystick to the left 2. aim guns: direct crosshairs by joystick 3. shoot: press joystick button Tottle's remarks: Don't get nervous, or your little hands will be a-shakin'. Oh, before I forget, there is an old westerners' trick: Wait until your opponent has missed, then pull your trigger calmly. But don't wait too long, because we all want to see some fun this day. Remember that you have not won until you hit all 5 targets faster than your opponent. That means if you are faster than him four times but don't hit the fifth target, the game starts all over again. Quid-Spitting Control (also by keyboard) 1. lift arm and bite off quid - push joystick forward 2. chew - pull joystick fast left and right 3. stop chewing - joystick forward 4. determine angle of spitting - pull joystick back determine strength of spitting - press joystick button 5. spit - let go of joystick button Tottle's remarks: Well, I think you all chew quids of tobacco regularly, dont you? - What do I hear, you never tried it before? Well, then listen to some of good old Sam's tips: The greatest risk with quid-chewing is swallowing. It tastes awful, so don't swallow it! Remember not to bite off too big a piece from the quid and don't chew too long or too short. So, kids, chew until the quid is a good shape. You might try to hit your opponent. On his face would look best... Milking Control (also by keyboard) 1. Milk: Move joystick rhythmically corresponding to the following: down, right, up, diagonally down to the left, up, right, down, diagonally up to the left, then start it all over, again and again 2. Knock the opponent: Move joystick to the right and press joystick button Tottle's remarks: Hey, hey, hey! It's no problem to elbow your opponent, of course, but make sure the referee doesn't notice it... Dancing Control (also by keyboard) 1. starting position - joystick in initial position 2. lift and bend right leg - joystick diagonally to the lower left 3. lift and stretch right leg - move joystick diagonally to the lower left and press joystick button 4. lift and bend left leg - joystick diagonally to the lower right 5. lift and stretch left leg - move joystick diagonally to the lower right and press joystickk button 6. undo jacket (=lift skirt) - joystick forward 7. raise hands to the right at shoulder level, turn hips to the left (=lift skirt and turn to the right) - joystick diagonally to upper left 8. raise hands to the left at shoulder level, turn hips to the right (=lift skirt and turn to the left) - joystick diagonally to upper right 9. bend forward - joystick back 10. bend forward - simply press joystick button Tottle's remarks: It's all very simple. Just follow the girl - but keep the beat! Remember that our guys are very spoiled, and if you miss the beat they will get more and more upset until they give Joe the piano player a bash on the nut. And then Joe will not continue playing unless the one who missed the beat buys him another beer. Eating Competition Control (also by keyboard) 1. Dip spoon in: joystick back 2. Balance spoon: move joystick to the left and to the right 3. Slurp 4. Chew: move joystick left and right 5. Swallow: pull joystick back and press joystick button 6. Drink: joystick forward (only possible before you dip spoon in) Tottle's remarks: Boys, eat carefully! If you swallow all the stew without chewing you will find yourselves belching. That takes time and it's bad manners into the bargain. Oh yeah, and keep stopping for a drink in between times: it helps to swallow more easily. Now tuck in! Beans are excellent stuff! Keyboard-Control | Up | Down | Left | Right| Fire ---------+------+------+------+------+------ Player 1 | Q | A | Y | U | SPACE ---------+------+------+------+------+------ Player 2 | ----USE ARROW KEYS---- | ENTER ---------+------+------+------+------+------ Upper screen display for all events: ----------------------------------------------------------------- | ---------- ---------- ---------- | | | | | | | | | | ---------- ---------- ---------- | ----------------------------------------------------------------- Actual stength of one general strength ARM player display WRESTLING The gun can be drawn the present target beating hearts BEER after the barman's show the degree SHOOTING signal of nervousness Length of the quid; The figure shows how After you have QUID- there you can also see often the pot has to stopped chewing SPITTING how big a piece each be hit the display changes. player bites off. Then The left frame of the chew thoroughly! display now shows the strength of spitting;the figures on the right show the angle of spitting. The rhythmically The content of the heaving udder indicates milk-cans indicates how MILKING the beat with which the much there is still to be joystick should be moved milked to fill the cans Number of beers you can Degree of difficulty of buy the piano player present dance DANCING First you can see the The contents indicates When you swallow EATING spoon; there, is shown how much is left to eat the stew a tummy COMP how much stew you are appears. The degree ET currently spooning. of it's fatness IT shows how much air TION you are swallowing. Later all, MERKWooD/MAAD